treasuretown:

treasuretown:

I’m about to wii sports resort to violence

I’m about to have a wii fit



modernvintage:

sepdet:

ignescent:

spacedandelions:

somethingaboutsomethingelse:

scienceoftheidiot:

hjarta:

just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

They existed *before beetles*

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Why is this sad? Why am I sad?

https://xkcd.com/1259/


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This is how I feel about Joshua Trees. They and avocado trees produce fruit meant to be eaten and dispersed by giant ground sloths. Without them, the Joshua Trees’ range has shrunk by 90%.

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(my own photos)

Not only they, but the entire Mojave ecosystem is still struggling to adapt since the loss of ground sloth dung. their chief fertilizer.

Many, many trees and plants in the Americas have widely-spaced, extremely long thorns that do nothing to discourage deer eating their leaves, but would’ve penetrated the fur of ground sloths and mammoths. Likewise, if you’ve observed a tree that drops baseball or softball-sized fruit which lies on the ground and rots, like Osage Oranges, which were great for playing catch at my school, chances are they were ground sloth or mammoth chow.

You can read about various orphaned plants and trees missing their megafauna in this poignant post:

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First quote from the linked article. Found it poetic.



glamourweaver:

tparadox:

dunkstein:

loseremo:

zootycoon:

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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How the fuck does his have less than 200k after setting the internet on fire for months

This lack of notes is probably a big part of why TikTok seems to think they invented the meme.

They think WHAT?!



pathetickyle:

its been said many times before but the joy of having a little beastie that loves you in your house all the time is unparalleled



throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight:

hellalambs:

ibroketuesday:

deanscourse:

paper-mario-wiki:

i’ll never get over the fact that there’s a movie called “snakes on a plane” and in that movie there’s a line that is, verbatim, “ive had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane”.

that is absolutely bonkers. that’s ridiculous. that’s like making a movie called “gators in the sewer” and having someone in the movie say “im getting really sick and tired of these fucking gators in the sewer”

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

oh my god, the youth have forgotten that there was a huge viral phenomenon when this movie was being filmed, where the internet got wind of the working title snakes on a plane, and a) demanded that title be made official, b) CAME UP WITH the line about these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane, and c) GOT THE LINE INCLUDED IN THE ACTUAL MOVIE

You forgot the part where three up and coming bands in the emo scene collaborated to write a song called Snakes On a Plane and filmed a music video of themselves smuggling snakes onto a plane, and it practically launched all of their careers.

If you think for one second of my worthless life I have forgotten “Bring It (Snakes on a Plane)” released by Cobra Starship (2006) then you can think the fuck again



soracities:

soracities:

soracities:

losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2003?????

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coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just WRONG thanks !!!



colachampagnedad:

karlrincon:

what would you do if that was you?

this is one of the few instances where watching the entire video was worth the punchline at the very end



clevercrumbish:

DIRECTOR: Hey Tom Hardy here is some weird shit we’re gonna put on your face to hide your beautiful little kissy lips pretty boy mouth

TOM HARDY, ENTIRELY NOT LISTENING BECAUSE HE’S BUSY FORMULATING AN ACCENT NO HUMAN BEING ON EARTH HAS EVER FUCKING HAD: Sure boss



lakevida:

lakevida:

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#starving

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im sooooooooo hungry



marxism-leninism-memeism:

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this is the funniest thing i have ever seen